stick-poking anon
June 12, 2026 at 12:39:51 AM
hey. *pokes with stick*. are you a pro at proshipping. *pokes with stick*. as in. uh. are you god at proshipping. *pokes with stick*. i have a question. *accidentally pokes you in ur esophagus too hard*. oh sorry. im just asking. is there a specific place to like. *taps stick against own hand*. a good way to start with proshipping. i know its not some skill like uh. *pokes with stick*. pole vaulting or drawing but. like. there has to be some excellent godtier way to start proshipping... *tap tap tap* right??? *pokes with stick* hey uh. do i just start by sitting at the protree with a huge atabook and uh. *taps stick against own hand*. hopefully getting no haters? i think theyll be there, but im awesome and i can defend myself with this stick. i think we can always wish each other luck on our proship journey... *moves stick to opposite hand and uses it as a counterweight so i can lift you off of the cold ponytown grass*. even if im a... *moves head to cough and coughs on the stick*. an uneducated passerby that doesnt want to proship. *pokes with stick*. hey was i. was that mean? im sorry my proship friend... i just want to be educated. heh. *pokes with stick*. yeah sorry the stick thing is just a quirk of mine. ill be off now. but one last thing with the stick. *whams you in the head and breaks the stick*. i think i just broke my rib. the stick wasnt my rib, no, and i think your skull is fine, but i think i broke my rib. im sorry. bye. *walks away but crouched over a bit and internally bleeding and drops the broken stick as a memento for you*
Replied on: June 19, 2026 at 5:56:33 PM
Cannot tell what any of this means but I love me a stick,,